i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
The accuracy is real
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
this is semi gross
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
YOU DONT CUT IN THE MIDDLE OF AMNESIA
SOMEONE SHOULD GET FIRED